Lvl. 76 Lesbian Knight

oldtimeydildomachine: showerthoughtsofficial: Your future self is talking shit about you I’m...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:32:00 -0400

showerthoughtsofficial:

Your future self is talking shit about you

I’m talking shit about me too she ain’t special

timeywimeygalaxy: freakxwannaxbe: That scene in Mulan where...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 23:10:31 -0400

freakxwannaxbe:

That scene in Mulan where all the ancestors are arguing about whose fault it was that Mulan ran off to join the army except with all the Force ghosts arguing about Ben Solo.

This is the greatest thing I have ever drawn I am so proud

this cracks me up everytime i see it xD

There’s Old Spice cotton swabs. Next thing will be Old Spice tampons. Have your woman’s...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 22:56:49 -0400

There’s Old Spice cotton swabs. Next thing will be Old Spice tampons. Have your woman’s vagina smell like the mountains instead of blood.

“Look at me, now look back at your woman, now at me, now your woman again. She is not on the horse, she has cramps.”

serotnin: serotnin: eats p*ssy to cope

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 13:41:37 -0400

serotnin:

serotnin:

eats p*ssy to cope

boredvirgin: i find it funny that i have followers like are you aware im a loser

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 13:39:34 -0400

boredvirgin:

i find it funny that i have followers like are you aware im a loser

swarnpert: coworker: i think that girl was flirting with you me, stupid:

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 13:39:11 -0400

swarnpert:

coworker: i think that girl was flirting with you

me, stupid:

Photo

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 13:34:02 -0400

taosnipple: beingdifferentisbest: rinmatsuokasfree: the-singular-experience: a-mock-turtle: fede...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 08:02:08 -0400

taosnipple:

beingdifferentisbest:

rinmatsuokasfree:

the-singular-experience:

a-mock-turtle:

federalists:

are you really bisexual?

Prove it, complete this bisexual obstacle course

omg can I please?

that sounds fun

Like some kind of bisexual Wipeout

If you think the Bisexual Obstacle course was hard, just wait until you see the Pansexual’s Labyrinth.

I wasn’t sure if I was going to reblog this until I saw “Pansexual’s Labyrinth”.

Don’t forget about the Asexual’s Mirror Maze

And the Transgender Triathlon

The lesbian gauntlet

llybian: Me: I love strategy/tactical RPGs! Me, playing such a video game: My strategy is to be...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 06:53:08 -0400

llybian:

Me: I love strategy/tactical RPGs!

Me, playing such a video game: My strategy is to be physically stronger than my enemy. My tactic is to hit them really really hard.

tookalittlejourneytotheunknown: crazyshitisay: pyro-lover: When you attend school you are...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 06:52:38 -0400

tookalittlejourneytotheunknown:

crazyshitisay:

pyro-lover:

When you attend school you are technically in story mode but once you graduate your life turns into an open world game with just side quests here and there.

This game’s story fucking sucks

toxicglooo: sevensuptic: sevensuptic: sevensuptic: nature documentary but the narration is just...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 02:53:53 -0400

toxicglooo:

sevensuptic:

sevensuptic:

sevensuptic:

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that

Have you ever wanted to make your own propaganda poster?

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 00:42:16 -0400

jean-paul-fartre:

m4ge:

mobster-dad:

sage-armchair-sleep:

mobster-dad:

Now you can go churn out some vintage memes to refresh the economy

wholesome meme creation. back to meme roots

I feel like this is the most disrespectful thing I’ve done in the past five years help

NOW THIS IS WHAT I POST FOR

I went overboard, pun intended

Friend: So what have you been up to?Me: Meh. I’ve just been hanging out with friends and...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 00:08:01 -0400

Friend: So what have you been up to?

Me: Meh. I’ve just been hanging out with friends and battling the ever encroaching dread of my depression.

Friend: Calm down, edgelord

stardustyles: and yes but what a shame what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 23:34:40 -0400

stardustyles:

and yes but what a shame what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a

eenymeenyminymutte: squeeful: shieldposts: marisatomay: jedihighcouncil: marisatomay: fellas...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 23:32:26 -0400

eenymeenyminymutte:

squeeful:

shieldposts:

marisatomay:

jedihighcouncil:

marisatomay:

fellas what is it about thor that when I look at him I think “lesbian icon”

its the fact that he’s a lesbian icon

Thor: can I buy you a drink?

Lesbian : actually I like girls

Thor: Wonderful! I like them as well. Would you like to join me in buying drinks for beautiful women?

Thor looks like he gives great hugs and will let you cry on him when your girlfriend leaves you and then sets you up with an Asgardian hottie who treats you like a Faberge egg.

I expect nothing less from a man who wanted to be a Valkyrie

I would die pretty quickly in the wild because I’d keep trying to pet everything.“Aw,...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 08:21:55 -0400

I would die pretty quickly in the wild because I’d keep trying to pet everything.

“Aw, what an adorable kitty ca-AH FUCK”

*is mauled because don’t try to pet wild animals*

penicillium-pusher: I think it’s hilarious when people tell me I’m laid back because I’ve pretty...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 23:32:14 -0400

penicillium-pusher:

I think it’s hilarious when people tell me I’m laid back because I’ve pretty much been screaming nonstop in my head since like fifth grade

lubricates:friend: i’ll pick you up at 5clock: 5:01me: wHeRE teh fuKc

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 23:26:32 -0400

lubricates:

friend: i’ll pick you up at 5
clock: 5:01
me: wHeRE teh fuKc

kinasin:All-New Wolverine #31

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 19:52:02 -0400

kinasin:

All-New Wolverine #31

seshrat: uristmcdorf: seshrat: seshrat: so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 19:15:10 -0400

seshrat:

uristmcdorf:

seshrat:

seshrat:

so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out

this is absolutely what they’ve done

I did it to myself so you don’t have to

send help

thank you for your sacrifice